February 12, 2004
I do NOT look like Jodie Foster
For the love of god.. I do NOT look like Jodie Foster!
February 11, 2004
One of my more feminine moments...
I've always been reknown as a bit of a tomboy. Not, a really big tom boy, but more like one of the boys. Anyway, whilst talking to a friend on IRC, I realised I was have a very 'Bridget Jones' moment.
Here I was browsing through an online womens magazine and clicked on an article I thought looked interesting "Summer Exercise Guide." So I clicked on the link, waited for it to open, then laughed at myself.
Here I was, eating a chocolate cookie, drinking tea, whilst on IRC reading about weight loss!!!
Next time, I'm just going to go and ride my bike.
February 09, 2004
Hm... can it be true?
My cousin, the drunkard that he is.. sent me this. I think he may have been in the test group...
Harvard medical scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a serious look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.
To test the theory, 100 men were given 8 pints of beer each to consume within a 1 hour period.
It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:
(1) Gained weight
(2) Talked excessively without making sense
(3) Became overly emotional
(4) Couldn't drive
(5) Failed to think rationally
(6) Argued over nothing
(7) Had to sit down while urinating, and
(8) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong
No further testing was deemed necessary.
Does this sound familiar?
February 01, 2004
SHOWERTIME
Okay boys and girls.. especially you Dan.. that's me in the shower.. just like you asked for!
More drunken pics to come..